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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Jim Carrey

I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.
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Experience Guy Universe
If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.
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Done Experience Kidnap Positive
You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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Chance Failure Inspirational Love Risk
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
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Desperation Human Being Learning Motivational People
My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
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Focus Forget Laugh Life Pain Reduce
My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
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Childhool Student
The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
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Currency Effect Value
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
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Alcohol Beautiful Drug Life Positive Serious
But, you know, you can’t be a star at home.
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Home One Liner Star
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Cable Ultimate
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
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Guilt Success Take Care Terrible
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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Hell Listen Noise Place
Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.
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Deep Erase Life
A better you means a better universe.
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Inspirational One Liner Universe
I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
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Accomplishment Business Future Myself Selfish Sick

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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