My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
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Isn’t it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?
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Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
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The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
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I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
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I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.
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Psychologically, it’s what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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As far as I can tell, it’s just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.
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Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
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I have no limits. I cannot be contained because I am the container.
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My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
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My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
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Our love is like a red, red rose and I am a little thorny.
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If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.
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My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.
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I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever.
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Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.
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Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
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I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
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A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
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I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I’d love that. But I don’t need to be. I just want to be here. That’s it.
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