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Usually you regret the things you say no to.
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Jim CarreyJim Carrey I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself.
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Jim CarreyJim Carrey I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don’t want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey I just want to be myself.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey 150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.
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Since you are gone, I collect the stars each night building my own night sky, so I have something to hold onto forever.
Laura ChouetteLaura Chouette Can anybody hear me? Are my words going to waste I need to believe there was a purpose to all the pain?
Allie MillerAllie Miller The universe hears what you say, but it knows what you mean.
Brianna PastorBrianna Pastor Enough of this. The next one I love will return my passion.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor It’s unconditional; their chemistry is unconditional – forever.
Ophelia ScarlettOphelia Scarlett I love you so much that it hurts and that’s the problem I love you so much that it hurts.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford Let’s always bloom, savor and delight others with our beauty.
Mariya FedulovaMariya Fedulova Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
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