“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this quote as being about masturbation.”

I don’t take my life seriously, but I do take what I do in my life, seriously

Love is action. It isn’t just talk, and it never was.

Laughing is the best calorie burner.

I believe, every day, you should have at least one exquisite moment.

For my whole life, my favorite activity was reading. It’s not the most social pastime.

Happy girls are the prettiest girls.

Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure.

You can only hope to get a combination of happy work and a happy life.

I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

I hope for better things, and I thank God the world is also full of people who want to be genuine and kind.

There is one difference between a long life & a great dinner; in the dinner, the sweet things come last.

There is one difference between a long life & a great dinner; in the dinner, the sweet things come last.

On the one hand maybe I’ve remained infantile, while on the other I matured quickly, because at a young age I was very aware of suffering and fear.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

Sex appeal is something that you feel deep down inside. It’s suggested rather than shown.

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.

I love comedy. I’m not known for comedy, but I love it. I’ve done a lot of it, in my lifetime. But most people are surprised to hear that I made a funny movie.

I’m a huge romantic comedy fan and have been in this business for 17 years and I think for all 17 I’d hoped and dreamed and wished to some day be in a romantic comedy myself.

If you’re going to make a comedy and if your sole interest is in making people laugh and feel good and entertaining them, then you check your ego at the door.

It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.