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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Ron White

I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

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