I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
RON WHITEI write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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