Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
More Ron White Quotes
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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