I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
More Ron White Quotes
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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