I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITE- But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
RON WHITEI think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
RON WHITEThe only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
RON WHITEAll I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
RON WHITEThere are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
RON WHITEI get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
RON WHITEI was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
RON WHITEIf you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
RON WHITEYou can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEI love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
RON WHITEI consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
RON WHITEWhen I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
RON WHITEI loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
RON WHITEI’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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