I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
RON WHITEThe Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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