Comedy is all about the pause.
RON WHITEA killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
More Ron White Quotes
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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