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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

Ron White

I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

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