The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEI begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
More Ron White Quotes
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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