The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITE- I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
More Ron White Quotes
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
RON WHITEThe bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
RON WHITEI had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
RON WHITEMy shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
RON WHITEOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
RON WHITEI started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
RON WHITEAs long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
RON WHITEI get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
RON WHITEIf you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
RON WHITEIf you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
RON WHITETV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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