I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
RON WHITEI go through about 140 cities a year.
More Ron White Quotes
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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