The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITEOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
More Ron White Quotes
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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