I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
RON WHITEOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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