I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
RON WHITE- Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
RON WHITEI’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
RON WHITEMy uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITEA lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
RON WHITEI was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
RON WHITEMy favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
RON WHITEI started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
RON WHITEThere are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
RON WHITEI write all of my material. It’s all me.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
RON WHITEThe way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
RON WHITEI was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
RON WHITEI don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
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