I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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