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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.

Ron White

If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Believe Debt Judge Late Universe Unpaidm Buy
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Beg Comedian Famous More Tend Universe
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year
I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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