Alan King Quotes

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
ALAN KING

First Plan Thing
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
ALAN KING

Brother Cut Him Member Nail Physician Surgeon Youngest
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
ALAN KING

Only Salami Second
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
ALAN KING

Read Two
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
ALAN KING

Armor
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
ALAN KING

Ball Everything Matzoh Sank
There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
ALAN KING

Rhythm
We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
ALAN KING

Distort Set
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
ALAN KING

New Older Thing Year
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
ALAN KING

Modesty One

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