It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
ALAN KING
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
More Alan King Quotes
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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