My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
ALAN KINGIf you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
More Alan King Quotes
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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