When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
ALAN KING
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
More Alan King Quotes
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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The other day my house caught fire.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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