For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
ALAN KINGI don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
More Alan King Quotes
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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