Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
ALAN KING
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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