The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
ALAN KINGComedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
More Alan King Quotes
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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The other day my house caught fire.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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