We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

ALAN KING

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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

Alan King

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I was a high school throw-out.

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I was a high school throw-out.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.

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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.

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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.

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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.

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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.

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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’

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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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