“Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.”

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.

My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?

There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.

An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.

When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.

Who I am in Christ is amazing. Who Christ is in me is the real story. It is beyond amazing.

When you incorporate giving into your business, you attract the most amazing partners.

I wasn’t looking. I didn’t even think I had time for a dog, and then I met this little one and he needed help. It’s been so amazing to see him transform into a happy and confident companion.

Each film I make gets more popular, more press and makes more money. So it’s amazing that I’ve survived and actually prospered doing that sort of homegrown, cottage-industry filmmaking.

10′ was amazing! I had no career before ’10’ and then all of a sudden I was able to do pretty much whatever I was able to do in the business.

It’s amazing where the paranoid mind can take you.

My students are constantly amazing me.

When everything goes well. When sails rip, engines freeze up and you find there are organisms growing inside the diesel, it’s terrible and amazing stuff.