My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
ALAN KING- I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
More Alan King Quotes
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
ALAN KINGAnd humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
ALAN KINGEating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
ALAN KINGI didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
ALAN KINGMy father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
ALAN KINGIt’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
ALAN KINGYou do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
ALAN KINGAs a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
ALAN KINGComedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
ALAN KINGI think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
ALAN KINGThere’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
ALAN KINGI just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
ALAN KINGMy mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
ALAN KINGEverything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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