If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
ALAN KING
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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