Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
ALAN KING
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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