Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
ALAN KING
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
More Alan King Quotes
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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