Kitchen Quotes

I grew up being told by my parents each time they went off to war that they may explode, so I needed to know how things like the gadgets in the kitchen worked.

I used to hit the kitchen lights, cockroaches everywhere. Hit the kitchen lights, now it’s marble floors everywhere.

Forgiveness is a baked good it takes time and patience and i used to enjoy bouncing around the kitchen mixing sugar and love- but i don’t bake anymore.

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You’re on your own, Bernice.

For some reason it made me want to curl up in the fetal position. I could have slept right there on their kitchen table.

Excellence on the field starts in the kitchen and the gym.

When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

The ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.

Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Well, roll my breakfast cause I’m a hungry man.