Kitchen Quotes

There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.

We’re only truly secure when we can look out our kitchen window and see our food growing and our friends working nearby.

You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

I’m really obsessed with ‘Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares.’ I really don’t know why.

What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

My diet plan. 8am to 12noon: only fruits and fruit juice. Noon to 8pm: vegetarian meals. From 8pm to 8am the kitchen is CLOSED.