My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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