I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBut, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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