If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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