I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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