If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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