They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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