Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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