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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.

Shaquille O'Neal

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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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