If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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