There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnd I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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