This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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