If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALStay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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