“You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.”

We were filming in Greenland, and I treated my crew.

I’ll go to a restaurant where I’ve never been before, and someone will say, “I don’t have anything big for you to eat.” I used to be a little salty about that, but at the end of the day

He said, “For you, it may be your 50th or 100th selfie, autograph, or whatever of the day. But for that person, it may be the first or the only time in their life that they’ve seen someone they enjoy on television. Never lose sight of that.”

It’s 24 hours of pretty bright daylight there right now, and I always try to do something nice for my crew every trip or in every other city. So I greeted them with a midnight cruise, but it looked like two in the afternoon.

People follow me on social media, and they can tell I have varied interests.

One of my great personal triumphs is, because I stay vigilant about my health

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael – and we actually cut class to get tickets – was INXS at the Garden.

Actually, I am loathe to admit, but I also remember freshman year of Emory – and I’m so sorry to have to admit this – but there was a Domino’s Pizza in Emory Village, where I went to college, and I was ordering a pizza.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel’s history, so clearly there’s going to be a correlation.

So obviously I want to be in the limelight in some capacity, or I want to be in entertainment in some capacity.

There are so many chefs out there, and so if you were to say, “The dude who used to host Man V. Food is doing pairing for Jim Beam,” you’d say,

My mom always says, “Pack your smile,” but [the sound guy] articulated it beautifully, because he saw me go from Joe Schmo who had been on food stamps to Adam Richman from Man V. Food.

I sponsor two soccer teams in England, one of which is called Broadley F.C.

That was another incredible thing: the opportunity to be in Greenland, a place I had read about in NatGeo a decade before.

There are soccer athletes that are known the world over except in the U.S. Thierry Henry, for example.

I lived in San Jose for a little bit, and one of my neighbors was Vietnamese and was teasing me.

I feel like it has been lost in R&B and a lot of people are scared to talk about their vulnerabilities and insecurities. They want to keep it up and in the club.

I’d leave London only for Man United, the club of my dreams.

I love that team, I wear their symbol around my neck on a chain – I’ve always had a soft spot for this little club.

You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.

Mile high club, it’s got its ups and downs.

A discourse that begins at a book club in a living room, but then spreads. That is meaningful to me.

To be honest, I think about the clubs when I write. But I should probably start thinking about stadiums, because the songs sound even better there – and bigger.

The craziest thing is that the song [“My President”] is real but you can still hear it in the club.