He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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