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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.

Shaquille O'Neal

Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Four Just Look Plus Question Some Thing Try Two Up
The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Great Nothing Sexy Start Still
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Planet Pluto
I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Back Call Decide Pop Revert Said Something Think Told
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Body Both Needle Ouch Say Stick Take
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Better Call Country Film Last Night People Person School Shoot Some Think
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Basketball Defense First Foul History Play Player Trouble
My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Focus Secret Stay
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Basketball Business Care Different Everyone Going Include Lot Ow People Summer Take
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Buy Jealous Keep Little Lot Myself Time Toy Two
I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Basketball Great Just Myself Player Said
I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Basketball Educate Give Philosophical Side Somewhat
If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Death Die Horrible Simplicity Stick
Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Being Cut Feel Police Prison Right Team Time
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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Basketball Game Level Many Matter People Promote Put Today
I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Go Handle Mission Personal Vendettas Well
Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Away Bathroom Challenge Dismantle Drop Every Flush Front
Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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Basketball Brek Fifty Happy Lose Matter Point Record Score Sixty Star Stat Win
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Country Hear Money People Person Play Game Try
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Ate Bigger Fault Flake Foul Frost Guy Little Make Rule Stronger Wheat
It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Belief Confidence Country Karate Kid Like Movie Need Person Really Right Sort
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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Basketball Big Down Enough No One Only Slow System Thing Three Two
I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Happen Head Know Plus Put Rain Sexy Thing

If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.

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