It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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