If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALGet his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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