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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.

Shaquille O'Neal

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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Alley Behind Country Dark Guy Hide Just Obviously Pais People Person Promise Say Witness
We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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Big Thing Want Whole Win
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Ate Bigger Fault Flake Foul Frost Guy Little Make Rule Stronger Wheat
There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Aristotle Big Country Person Referee
Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Allow Basketball Keep Mind Tamed Tough
I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Discipline Follower Gave Help Leader Order Relly Respect Stay Trouble
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Basketball Business Care Different Everyone Going Include Lot Ow People Summer Take
My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Back Been Crook Everything Good Practicing Them Work Wrist
Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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Agemtwenty Anymore Club Country Different Down Gentlemen Lot Nine Now Old Slow Thing
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife
I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Children Father Listen Mother Urge
I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Back Call Decide Pop Revert Said Something Think Told
Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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People Country Person Tell Wah
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Basketball Brother Day Family Five Kid Miss Sister Television Watch
I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Alien Back Eating Go Going Last Normal Old Person Root Summer Year
I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Earthing Mental Strength
When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Another Flop Just Kno Man Medicine Message Play Take
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Appreciate Country People Person Stop Tell Wary
My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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Basketball King Miotto Ring Simple Win
Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Away From Get House Want
As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Bee Command Friend Great Hierarchy Learn Listen Peron Worker
I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Always Bad Good Into Know Turn
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Better Done Game Guy Label People Saw Soccer Ugly Weird
I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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Basketball Bees Better Bunch Get King Protect Queen Worker

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