If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALA pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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