Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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