He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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